To The Bat Cave

24 days until the streets are crawling with miniature goblins, animals, fairies, superheros, and just about any other creative creature you can think of. Hands stretched wide, demanding sweet treats or busting right through your front door glassy eyed, as if out of the Thriller video, chanting "I want candy. Give me!" Ironically, for the past 5 years, there have been no sweet treats available at my house. Every year, the same poor looking hand made sign:

SORRY, NO MORE CANDY TONIGHT.

Translation...

WE NEVER INTENDED TO GIVE OUT CANDY, WHICH IS WHY WE STARTED TRICK OR TREATING BEFORE NIGHT FALL. NOW WE ARE TIRED AND HAVE TO SORT TREATS... GO AWAY!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against giving out candy at Halloween or anything like that, I'm just never home long enough to do it. Halloween is Miss J.'s favorite time of the year and she has a one-track-mind. Once she is in her costume she doesn't let the grass grow under her feet, she is eager to hit every house in the neighborhood, and she will drag her treat bag behind her if necessary. I can't front like I don't enjoy being a part of the action. Last year, I was in full costume the whole day because my job was having a costume contest AND because I was determined to be all cute and hit a halloween party with my bff once lights were out for the little ones. This year will be no different. The excitement is already stirring, as I had to hide Miss J.'s costume so she wouldn't open it ahead of time. I decided to do something different this year with her. I am usually the head decision maker when it comes to costumes. I will see something cute, I will get it, she will like it, mission accomplished. But since she's 5 now, I decided to let her pick her own costume. To my surprise, she chose to be Batgirl.


Only after I suggested that the full face mask that goes with the Power Rangers costume might be a problem at school, did she chose this one. And not because its a super cool costume, but because it has weapons as accessories. Apparently, a Batman trick or treat bucket isn't enough for my crime fighting diva. I was successful in convincing her that she would not be swinging from any buildings so she would not be needing the grappling hook. I was going to get her something more productive, like a Batman flashlight that flashes the Bat sign, but of course it is all sold out.

To keep with the Batman theme I am considering breaking out a whip and some patent leather threads to transform myself into Catwoman. This is only a thought, due to the fact that the original fabulous Catwoman costume, you know the one that Halle wore, does not cover areas that I need to hide right now. I might be brave though, we'll see. Or, I might end up channeling my inner flytie and throwing a little black together to make my own. If I chicken out on Catwoman then I will just be a regular old cat... with some sex appeal of course. You will have to wait for post-Halloween pictures to see if I was a villian...



OR an innocent.








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6 comments

We don't hand out candy either. We live in a remote area and maybe get one or two trick or treaters. And like you, we go out early :)
I love catwoman! :)

Halloween Halloween, I can't say I'm looking forward to the trek this year. This is like year 10 and I'm wearing thin. whoo-hoo, trick or treat...tears over how much they're allow to eat.. begging for a piece every night until December.. whoo-hoo:(

girl yeah. i can definitely see you hooking up a cat woman (or just sexy cat) costume. long as it's short, black, well accessorized..you good. oh, and the heels. they'll give it the "umph".

i swear y'all got me wanting to get in this. i was all at the produce market like, "ooh..i want a pumpkin to carve!" and eyeballing bags of candy at the store, etc.

lol @ jewelry rockstar. so it wasn't just us who ha halloween candy long after it shoulda been thrown away. ha!

hi! How are you dear...
I understand how you feel... we don't really have many kids in my neighborhood... But that catwoman outfit is so fierce!!! Hope to hear fm you again dear... You have a happy Fall season ok...

Blessings* as always!

But if she masters the grappling hook, could it give her extra credit in phys ed?

I love your blog, you have a very witty way of writing! Keep it up I'm anxious to read more! :)

The resident teen managed to get himself grounded so my door answering dilemma is no more! Yay!

I like those grown up costumes-go you! I can't wait to see. Aw Ms. J...let her have the grappling hook-it's Halloween!