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Courtesy of Tameka... allow me to think aloud once more.

- So, let me get this straight. Cal is actually blocking class registration and withholding financial aid payouts because their students who rely on financial aid payouts do not have the money to pay fees and charges that are normally paid by financial aid payouts? Ok then... watch for us in the trees bitches!

- Am I really this terrified about taking a math class? So terrified that I can't even bring myself to enroll in one? Really? WTF is my problem? Oh yeah... I'M TERRIFIED OF FAILING, and looking stupid, and representing women in math badly, and remembering that I haven't set foot in a math class since high school, and hearing all of the 'I told ya soes' about taking that math class instead of this one at this school instead of that one. Again, WTF is my problem?

- Is it really possible to find a decent paying job that will allow me to pay all of my back rent so that the University will actually release me from my indentured servitude? Is it really possible to give my income from said fantastical job to said mountain of debt AND be able to afford to relocate? Hmmmm...

- I wonder if I hurt the creditor's feelings when I hung up the phone in his face the other day? Well... I did tell him to have a nice day before introducing him to my friend 'click'.

- How could a little girl manage to have a hole in at least one knee of every fucking pair of jeans she owns??? That would be because she's "my" little girl! Back to school shopping is going to be so much fun.

- If I didn't think I was fat before, the fact that my thighs created so much friction while on vacation that I contemplated walking wide-legged like I had a stick up my ass, proved to me that I'm now like 60% fat and only 40% Phat.

- Speaking of being pretty & plump... I need some new clothes!! How come there isn't anyone to take me 'back to school' shopping? Or 'job hunting' shopping? Oooh, and how about 'MILF' shopping here?

What's on your mind today?

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6 comments

Jenell : BlakIzBeautyful  
August 11, 2009 at 9:14 AM

Just register and then get a tutor. LOL

Your little girl is just too cute... She doesn't look like the rough type.

I went back to school shopping in my cousins closet. She always has things that look teacherly, and I have a hard time balencing out being a young Diva and being a teacher with my clothing.

LOL

Radical Selfie  
August 11, 2009 at 11:34 AM

Daaaamn, Homie! You went gangsta on this post for real! LOVE IT! SPEAK YOUR MIND!! Honey, I don't know how the little ones can damage their clothes so effortlessly and thoroughly! Believe me, I wonder that my self. And as for math, it's the only class I've ever failed in my entire life, so I feel you on the fear factor. But JenellyBean's point is a good one; get a tutor and keep it movin'!

Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabulous  
August 12, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Girl, many of your thoughts are my own! The wide legged walk? Yeah, been there and still do it!

Waiting for MY school shopping, too!

And everyone wants to know what I'm waiting for to enroll in someone's college. Ummm..... FEAR OF FAILURE!

Thanks, I may have to steal your NOT QUITE TWITTER!

ajgallion  
August 14, 2009 at 7:55 AM

Well as for the University registration thingy...I can't tell you the sigh of relief I breathed upon getting my ID from Rutgers. Newark Public Schools will hopefully be handy with tuition reimbursement.

As for school shopping -- ha! At least you have hope. I'm not even going to imagine that I will have such pleasures.

T.Allen  
August 20, 2009 at 9:59 PM

*Laughing*
Math was the only C in my academic career, and to that I owe praise to a certain cosmic alignment because I knew not what the hell I was doing then nor do I know now!

Your Fat:Phat ratio is priceless...the only time I even think abouit weight on a serious note is when my clothes get toos nug for comfort. Otherwise, I'm of the unscathed by the scale.

Jalia is a prime candidate for thrifting, clothes swapping and consignment stores. I had a nice network of clothing swappers in NYC, see what you can do with other moms in your area or school. She is still in pre-Diva mode-you can make a killing.

Unknown  
August 29, 2009 at 8:11 AM

ya know, i miss those "back to school", "easter/new outfit getting" days. this being a grownup thing is a bunner. :-/


girl, handle that math! you got that!!! i approach math like a maze. there's a way out. it's just up to you to come up with how. that's the fun part...the challenge. well to me anyway, lol!

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