I was over at Cheaper than Therapy and Jen had a meme that I just couldn't pass up. So, enjoy and feel free to play along if you dare.


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• Are you available? We just had to start here didn't we. I appear to be available, but actually, there is a certain someone in the background.

• What is your age? In a Dave Chappelle voice: I just celebrated my 20-fiiiiiiiif!

• What annoys you? This damn stye that's in my eye right now.

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• Do you know anyone named Billy? I know an extremely lovely Billy.

• When is your birthday? 4/20.

• Who is your best friend? Those who have so much information on me that if they weren't best friends then I'd have to kill them.

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• What's your favorite candy? The big Sam's Club bucket of Laffy Taffy's sitting in my room wins hands down.

• Crush? Well, there was that one professor that I use to fantasize about, until he brought his adorable daughter to class one day and told us his WIFE had to work.

• When was the last time you cried? Last week when I finally saw pictures of my Ex's little girl.

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• Do you daydream? I wouldn't make it through the day if I wasn't able to.

• What's your favorite kind of dog? The cutest kind.

• What day of the week is it? Its Monday and I really wouldn't mind if it was Friday.

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• How do you like your eggs? They have to be scrambled. I don't play when it comes to my eggs!

• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yep, when I thought Miss J was gonna scratch her itchy skin off... gotta love that initial first rash of eczema.

• Ever pet an elephant? Yep, a long time ago, when I was a wee little girl, at the circus with my aunt.

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• Do you use fly swatters? No need to, I never open my doors so those little nasty suckers never get in.

• Have you ever used a foghorn? Can't say that I have, but if I had my way, I'd have one implanted in the head of Miss J's dad and keep my finger on the panic button!

• Is there a fan in your room? Oh yeah. Even when its not hot I still have to have a little cool air hitting my face and feet when I'm in bed.

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• Do you chew gum? Periodically... especially when I am about to take a written test.

• Do you like gummy candies? Yes, I'm known to have quite the stash of worms in the summer time.

• Do you like gory movies? I love a little gore. Nothing like a little blood and guts to end the night.

H
• How are you? I'd be cool if I could get a good night's sleep for a change, finish these god-damned papers, and then get in my car and drive until I run outta money for gas. How are you?

• What's your height?. 5'1, which comes in very handy ::wink wink::

• What color is your hair? I'm a natural dark brown.

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• What's your favorite ice cream? OMG, I just got chills. Ice cream is my ultimate drug of choice, in Cookies N Cream please.

• Have you ever ice skated? Unfortunately I can't roller skate, or roller blade, so ice skating has been out of the question.

• Ever been in an igloo? Not yet... hey, are the beds there made of ice?

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Anything sweet, I'm not that much of a Jelly Bean fiend. Although, the Jelly Bean Factor does happen to be very very cool.

• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? Every single day!

• Do you wear jewelry? I do when I am going out somewhere special. Other than that, a pair of earrings is all I need.

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• Do you know Karate? Yes I do! Four belts away from my black belt thank you very much.

• Have you ever flown a kite? Not that I recall.

• Do you think kangaroos are cute? Yes, until they start a fight.

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• Are you laidback? Hella laid back is more like it. I secretly can't stand people who have too much energy and always gotta be out somewhere being seen.

• Lions or Tigers? Both, as long as they don't try to eat me.

• Do you like black licorice? That would be a NO! That is the nastiest candy EVER!!

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• Favorite movie as a kid? The Land Before Time. I remember it being hella sad, but for some reason I was always game to watch it.

• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? What's that??

• Favorite store at the mall? The Children's Place... I know, I'm sad.


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• Do you have a nickname? A bunch of em'. Let's see, I've been BoBo, Nee Nee, Nee Nee Boo, Barb, Babs, Brenda (don't ask!), Chinese Chocolate (don't ask, again), Chief, Mami, and Bar B.

• Whats your favorite number? 20.

• Do you prefer night or day? I think I'm more of a day person.

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• What's your one wish? To find happiness.

• Are you an only child? Yes I am... well, I have a sister that my dad told me about when I was TEN! But I haven't seen her in years so yeah, I still consider myself an only child.

• Do you like the color orange? As long as its not on my teeth.

P
• What are you most paranoid about? Failing as a human being.

• Piercings? I have my ears and belly button pierced. Before its all said and done, I can see myself with at least one nipple piercing.

• Do you know anyone named Penelope? Nope, you've got me there.

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• Are you quick to judge people? Uh huh, especially if I initially find them annoying.

• Do you like Quaker Oats? No, no, no. Since pregnancy, no more oats for me.

• Know anyone that makes quilts? I think my grandma use to make them.

• Do you think you're always right? Not at all. I have enough sense to know that nobody is always right.

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• Do you watch reality TV? A very selected few. I can't really handle them. They make me wanna send anthrax in the mail addressed to the producers.

• Best Rock Band of all time? Aerosmith <----- ok, I'm gonna agree with Jen on this one.

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• Do you prefer sun or rain? I prefer sun when there has been too much rain and I prefer rain when I don't have to be walking out in it.

• Do you like snow? Although I have only physically experienced snow once in my life, You can put me down as a snow lover.

• What's your favorite season? Fall. Beautiful leaves, minimal allergies, a cool breeze... bring it on.

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• What time is it? 9:23PM

• What time did you wake up? 9:50AM

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• Can you ride a unicycle? Never been interested in trying. I'm pretty sure with my unpredictable balance these days I wouldn't be much good at it.

• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? LOL, uh huh.

• Uncles do you have? Is it ok if I don't count one of the son's that my grandmother had??

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• What’s the worst vegetable? I don't really know, I kinda stick to certain ones and those are the one's that I like, so...

• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? No, but maybe Miss J has?

• Ever considered being vegan? I think I'd die.

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• What's your worst habit? Raising my eyebrown like The Rock when someone has gotten on my last nerve.

• Do you like water rides? I would if I could swim.

• Ever been inside a windmill? You can get inside of a windmill??

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• Have you ever had an x-ray? Only at the dentist.

• Ever used a Xerox machine? All the time at my last job.

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• Do you like the color yellow? As long as its not a neon yellow. Yellow happens to be the color of my favorite flower.

• What year were you born? I'm an 80's baby... let's party like its 1984!

• Do you yell when you're angry? Is there any other way to express yourself when you're angry?

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• Do you believe in the zodiac? The killer or the sign?

• What's your zodiac sign? I go both ways... Aries and Taurus

• What do you think of when you hear the word Zero? Free.